Spoiler alert: the milk went bad.
It’s a shame that guys spend so much money on the gym and protein shakes that they can’t afford to buy a shirt that covers their arms.
Overheard between the checkout clerks: “If there was an annual purge, she would be the first to go.”
You know you’ve had too much coffee when a guy is eating an apple next to you and every bite he takes you can feel in your skin.
If you cut up open the belly of a pregnant Thomas the Tank Engine, do a bunch of tiny toy trains spill out?