Tofurkey. Turducken. Vegetarian turducken? Turfucken.
My neighbors love to play a game called “Bass Wars.” Basically, you are made of bass and you shoot bass at bass enemies to protect your base, which is made of bass. From what I hear, it’s a great way to pass the time at 2 in the morning.
Dear Mr Sartorialist: As a man, should I tuck my pants into my boots?
Great question! Do you work in construction? Are you a cranberry bog farmer? For either sport or profession, are you a horseback rider, especially in the areas of jumping or dressage? Do you live in area with high populations of fire ants? Are you an SS officer? Are you part of an advance scouting party that checks stagnant pools for leaches?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, feel free to tuck your pants into your boots.
If you answered no, keep your pants outside your boots for chrissakes.