I think there’s some wet paint

I think there’s some wet paint

Thinking it might be a kind of high-voltage defibrillator, I searched for “elephant paddles” and instead found this and was pleased with my mistake.

Thinking it might be a kind of high-voltage defibrillator, I searched for “elephant paddles” and instead found this and was pleased with my mistake.

All towers should be like this one!

All towers should be like this one!

Not another damn ice bucket challenge death

Not another damn ice bucket challenge death

Spoiler alert

Spoiler alert: the milk went bad.

Poor gym rats

It’s a shame that guys spend so much money on the gym and protein shakes that they can’t afford to buy a shirt that covers their arms.

Overheard between the checkout clerks: “If there was an annual purge, she would be the first to go.”

2much coffee

You know you’ve had too much coffee when a guy is eating an apple next to you and every bite he takes you can feel in your skin.

Whoever wins the sidewalk shuffle gets into heaven first.

pregnant Thomas the Tank Engine

If you cut up open the belly of a pregnant Thomas the Tank Engine, do a bunch of tiny toy trains spill out?