Under armor

Everyone knows that Under Armor is just Spanx for dudes, right?

Graph of Ice Cube’s “It was a good day.”

Graph of Ice Cube’s “It was a good day.”

These Times Square characters have now taken on a new menacing allure in my mind since that Elmo pushed that kid down.

These Times Square characters have now taken on a new menacing allure in my mind since that Elmo pushed that kid down.

Smells like someone on this train has confused a box of baby wipes with a bottle of cologne.

Kriss Kross just got a strikethrough.

Time to play guess who is the source of the stinky person smell on the subway train.

I suggested to the TODAY.com people that they make this looping GIF and they did because they’re awesome!
today:

Meet the most chill seal of all…

This is from a clip of a Hawaiian Monk seal at the Waikiki Aquarium that just keeps spinning around all super chilled out, I believe originally uploaded by Vimeo user Brian V. Mmmm, rayzzzz.

I suggested to the TODAY.com people that they make this looping GIF and they did because they’re awesome!

today:

Meet the most chill seal of all…

This is from a clip of a Hawaiian Monk seal at the Waikiki Aquarium that just keeps spinning around all super chilled out, I believe originally uploaded by Vimeo user Brian V. Mmmm, rayzzzz.

nypost:

New York Post front page for Tuesday, April 9

Musta been a low blood sugar day for cookie monster.

nypost:

New York Post front page for Tuesday, April 9

Musta been a low blood sugar day for cookie monster.

I tried to draw an elephant paying extra fees at the airport for weighing more.

I tried to draw an elephant paying extra fees at the airport for weighing more.

Hoppy Easter!

Hoppy Easter!