Halloween is around the corner. Is your sexualized inanimate object costume ready?
"Today’s forecast" on the @CNNReliable whiteboard: #Sharknado.
I’m going to make a smartphone that has a sensor that can detects the aroma of food and conversation levels so if you pull it out in the middle of dinner, it explodes in your face. Just shards of glass kamboom, right in the face. I don’t think anyone will buy it for themselves, but it will make a great gift.
I wonder if you can get a discount at the adoption agency if you specifically ask for an ugly baby.