Ooh, a lady doctor!

Ooh, a lady doctor!

I found this empty Lady Gold Parfum box outside my doorstep. The name makes me wonder, does putting “Lady” in front of almost anything makes it sound classy? Lady Word (Is It Classy Sounding?) Lady Hat (yes!) Lady Vipers (sexy!) Lady Candy (actually, that’s gross) Lady Face (classy, but surreal) Lady House (yes!) Lady Butter (ok, we’ve now established that anything of, or going into, the body will sound bad when you put Lady in front of it) Lady Fingers (except for that, because we already know it as a tasty sponge cake) Lady Septimal Semicomma (yes! a thousand times yes!)

I found this empty Lady Gold Parfum box outside my doorstep. The name makes me wonder, does putting “Lady” in front of almost anything makes it sound classy?

Lady Word (Is It Classy Sounding?)

Lady Hat (yes!)

Lady Vipers (sexy!)

Lady Candy (actually, that’s gross)

Lady Face (classy, but surreal)

Lady House (yes!)

Lady Butter (ok, we’ve now established that anything of, or going into, the body will sound bad when you put Lady in front of it)

Lady Fingers (except for that, because we already know it as a tasty sponge cake)

Lady Septimal Semicomma (yes! a thousand times yes!)